We made eye contact while blowing on the soup during our first date, does that count as chemistry?

I think your level of seriousness about this shouldn't exceed thirty percent. The remaining seventy percent seems to be something to share among friends. It's a strange yet realistic concern that fits into the Marriage & Long-Term Relationship category.

I passed the steam of the soup, did you see anything else? Look at their movements, their words, their reliability. Steam is temporary, a person is permanent 🤦‍♀️

I wouldn't immediately assume bad intentions here, but I also wouldn't throw away the comedic material within it. Such things are the absurd seasoning of daily life. It's become a strange yet realistic concern fitting for the Marriage & Long-Term Relationships category.