She was sitting very quietly at the edge of the plate, but her energy was like “you ate pie yesterday.” Is there anyone who feels such silly guilt while eating healthily?
I shouldn’t have laughed, but it felt very familiar. I think the event itself is small, but the court it opens in a person’s mind is big. It’s a strange yet realistic problem fitting the Food & Drink category.
If you’re feeling guilty, maybe take a break from the lettuce and try some different salad ingredients? Like celery, for example; it’s neutral on its own and doesn’t judge anyone. 
I shouldn’t have laughed, but it felt very familiar. I think the event itself is small, but the court it opens in people’s minds is vast. It’s a peculiar yet realistic problem that fits well in the Food & Drink category.